As Told to the Westler Valley Voice by Matta A. Rhymes
THE RHYMES HOUSEHOLD, WESTLER — Bump. Bump, bump. Bump. Bump, bump...
I will never EVER forget that 'Bump. Bump, bump. Bump. Bump, bump...' in my mouth, my little rascals. I'm quite aware that everyone must go through this dentoral pain at least once in their lifetime, and this was my once.
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Family Remedies Fail Where a Barber's Apple Succeeds
"Never in all my years would I have thought 'An Apple a Day' would be the answer."
— Matta A. Rhymes
Who's Who in Westler
- Ma — Tries the string-and-door trick passed down from her own father, with no luck.
- Mr. Qute — The town barber and tooth-puller, whose apple trick works like magic.
Did You Know: "An Apple a Day" is told differently outside Westler. This is the version recorded in your world. [Click Here]