As Told to the Westler Valley Voice by Matta A. Rhymes
AUNT PETUNIA'S HOUSE, WSMALL TOWN SOMEWHERE — Oh, my dear ol' Aunt Petunia. My little rascals, I tell you what, she was somethin' else!
A little backstory on my aunt. She was Pa's oldest sister and forgot the things that you said as soon as they came out of your mouth. Oh, yes, and she couldn't hardly hear. Before spendin' any time with her, Gramma G told me to take it easy on the ol' girl, for she was quite smart. I didn't see my aunt in that way. Well, at least not at first, but I sure did after this experience I'm about to tell you.
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Did Aunt Lost Bone or Mind?
"If I did tell you you could give Rosco his bone when we came in the house, then why would it be in the cupboard?" - Aunt Petunia
Who's Who in Westler
- Aunt Petunia — Pa's older sister, "forgetful" in exactly the ways that benefit her.
- Rosco — Aunt Petunia's dog, the "poor dog" of the rhyme, and the real winner of the day.
Did You Know: "Old Mother Hubbard" is told differently outside Westler. This is the version recorded in your world. [Click Here]