As Told to the Westler Valley Voice by Matta A. Rhymes
MAIN STREET, WESTLER — It's as often as a fox kisses a pig that I'll admit that I'm wrong.
But, my little rascals, I must kiss that pig on this rare occasion.
READ MORE in The Matta Goose Stories: Season 3 (link at bottom of page)
Bully Learns Not to Insult a Lady's "Dirty Goat"
"I simply asked my 'dirty goat' to explain a thing or two to you."
— Mary
Who's Who in Westler
- Mary — Matta's prim, high-bred cousin, staying with the family for the summer.
- Chaz — Mary's pet lamb, and an unexpectedly fierce protector.
Did You Know: "Mary Had A Little Lamb"is told differently outside Westler. This is the version recorded in your world. [Click Here]