As Told to the Westler Valley Voice by Matta A. Rhymes
MAIN STREET, WESTLER — Tom, Tom the piper's son. Let me start with this, my little rascals, he prefers to go by his middle name, Noah. This is a newer development. He told me it makes him sound all grown up. Didn't make any sense to me, but who am I to argue? Because he asked me to respect his wishes like a young gentleman, I will call him thus in this story.
The only other thing worth notin' before I recount these events, do you remember Peter Piper and his peck of pickled peppers? I told you that story a few years back; well Noah is his younger brother. Those two take pretty good care of each other.
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Double the Price Settles the Whole Misunderstanding
"That's MY pig!" — Noah (Tom) Piper
"He's already been pain for." - Mr. Sharp
Who's Who in Westler
- Noah (Tom) Piper — Peter Piper's younger brother, accused of pig theft.
- Mr. Sharp — The town butcher, quick to jump to conclusions.
Did You Know: "Tom, Tom, the Piper's Son" is told differently outside Westler. This is the version recorded in your world. [Click Here]