As Told to the Westler Valley Voice by Matta A. Rhymes
CALLIE WOODS, WESTLER — Never again! Never again will I relive that day. Alright, I'll live through it one more time, but just for you, my little rascals.
I'll start by tellin' you that I got lost in the woods. That forest was enormous, gargantuan, the biggest thing you ever did see! I was a silly billy to have wandered off 'the beatin' path'. But the most colorful butterfly I'd ever seen flew past me. It moved faster than anyone could'da imagined, self-included.
As I chased after it, I found my breath tough to get a hold of.
Petra was hot on my heels. Did I mention I had a wonderful goose named Petra when I was a child? That’s who I named Polly Wolly after. And you see how that one-night stay turned out?
READ MORE in The Matta Goose Stories: Season 1 (link at bottom of page)
The Cat and the Fiddle
"I wish I could say… you sound a lot like my sister, but you're clearly a plate."
— Matta A. Rhymes
Who's Who in Westler
- Lori — Matta's level-headed older sister, entirely unfazed by her sibling seein' things that weren't there.
- Jupper — The family dog. Quite the comedian, at least that one night.
Did You Know: "Hey Diddle Diddle" is told differently outside Westler. This is the version recorded in your world. [Click Here]