According to the Original Mother Goose, All Wrinkles Tell a Story

As Told to the Westler Valley Voice by Matta A. Rhymes

THE RHYMES HOUSEHOLD, WESTLER — 

Oh, Gramma G. How I miss her! She was the original ‘Mother Goose’, and the best storyteller that there ever was, my little rascals. Speakin’ of which, she called me and my sister her little rascals as her way of sayin’ ‘I love you’.

Every story she told always left us wantin’ more because she ended her tales with ‘but that story would have to wait for another day, at another time, in another land far, far away.’

Sound familiar?

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Who's Who in Westler

• Gramma G (Geraldine Gabby Gumpersen) — Matta's grandmother, and the original Mother Goose. Best storyteller there ever was.
• Uncle Maddris — Pa's cynical, curmudgeonly older brother, wants nothin' to do with anybody.
• Mr. Millows — The kind, powder-haired butcher from Matta's childhood. Could keep a secret better than any soul in Westler.

Did You Know: "Old Mother Goose" is told differently outside Westler. This is the version recorded in your world. [Click Here]