As Told to the Westler Valley Voice by Gramma G
THE RHYMES HOUSEHOLD, WESTLER — Except it's not, is it, my little rascals? I can tell you with all certainty that there's always a little more time for a good Gramma G story.
Tonight, you get to hear one of my favorite tales from the woman of the hour! Gramma G will be here to get us started on the journey of “The Adventures of the Pirate and the Mermaid”.
Over the next couple years, you'll hear many more of these adventures! Tonight, my gramma is just gonna get to explain'in how the two met.
If I may give you a piece of advice here, my little rapscillions. Don't let your thinkers run wild with how Gramma G could be here to tell you this story. Remember, we're in the land of make-believe, which means anything is possible.
So, buckle up your britches and get yourself ready for the voyage!
Alright, Gramma G – Take it away!
READ MORE in The Matta Goose Stories: Season 4 (link at bottom of page)
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"Is it not true that you prefer the men you capture dead at the bottom of the sea rather than alive on some sandy beach?" — Captain Davies Perrault
"Normally that is the case, yes." - Malia (Mermaid)
Who's Who in Westler
- Captain Davies Perrault — A pirate who nearly drowned chasing a sea witch's gold, and found something better instead.
- Malia — The mermaid who saved him against her own better judgment.
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